I don’t know if anyone else feels this way, but I’m constantly beset by the anxious and uncertain desire to be a good person. But what, in heaven’s name, does that even mean? Is morality a universal category accessible to reason, or a socially conditioned set of arbitrary rules? How is one ever to know? And why is being good good, anyway? I have lots of thoughts and no confidence that any of them are correct. I am, after all, just some guy.